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The Hearse and the U-Haul by I.M. NOSFERATU

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THE HEARSE AND THE U-HAUL  

The hearse with the U-Haul tethered behind it

Bumping and grinding like some incongruous

Conga nuptial line turned at the bend

So Old Man Waters, the cheapest man in town

Finally met his end

 

Family long since dead, disinherited or estranged

Only the paid cemetery workers and U-Haul driver

Were there to see him interred

 

Having negotiated a package deal for a refurbished

Coffin and three plots, six feet under was he while

The U-Haul with his personal belongings was parked

Over the two adjoining graves

 

Seventy-five years of collecting diamonds over

Wisdom and empathy left him bereft of any

Generosity or philanthropy

 

The top of the U-Haul was the first limb to go

Pried off by the grave robbers whose coffers

Were filled to the brim

 

A combustion reaction occurred a day later

After the first rain leaving the remains of the U-Haul

A rusted hulk of a tombstone rotting and decaying

Above ground quicker than old man Waters’ body

Buried beneath

 

by I.M. Nosferatu

 

IMNOSI.M. Nosferatu hails from Gehenna (look it up). He has an encyclopedic mind for horror, sci-fi, paranormal, and the occult. He has myriad other hobbies and interests which may not be appropriate to print here (or to divulge at all), but his mission in life (and death) at least for our purposes, is to find good (or as he puts it “sick”), spine-chilling, blood-curdling media in the horror genre and tout it to the world. He is a straight shooter and calls ‘em like he sees ‘em. He will not suffer fools, sycophants, ass-kissers, brown-nosers, and other suck-ups. Pillow Talking is thrilled to have him on board as a guest blogger despite having never met him face-to-face and dealing solely through emails (at odd hours of the night).

If you have something in particular you would like for I.M. Nosferatu to review, you may contact him (if you dare) at IMNos4A2.gmail.com.

TWITTER: @IM_Nosferatu

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